”The federal government issending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the moneygoes to China. If we spendit on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India.If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras andGuatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase uselesscrap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here athome is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only productsstill produced in the US. I've been doing my part...“